i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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