I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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