Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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