I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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