Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Plan B is the new Plan A
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You can make out without kissing
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