My hand turned me down
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Randomize
