mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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