So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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