at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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