It's like God shit irony all over that family
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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