I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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