Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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