Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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