She is in my trunk
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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