used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We had to coat check the pizza.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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