i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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