This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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