don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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