And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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