Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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