In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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