It's Friday. Sex?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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