Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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