Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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