If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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