i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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