Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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