what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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