A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we made out on top of his cat.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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