p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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