Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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