I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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