What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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