return my video game
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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