Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Welp...herpes.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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