maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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