My nipple is on Facebook.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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