There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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