If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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