I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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