he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
