You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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