I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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