I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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