But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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