Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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