if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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