i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
