the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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