well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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