Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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