i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
