i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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