Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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