Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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