i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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