Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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